We have a new Miss Universe. Anyone in the galaxy care?

So a new Miss Universe has been crowned. They still hold these contests? Who cares?!? Just a thought. I mean, congrats to Miss Puerto Rico, but c'mon, these shows aren't what they used to be for a reason - no one cares. Miss America - can anyone name her? Do they still televise it? Probably not, and if they do, it's pretty hard to find on the dial.