Hold up your end table for a Fin

Check out this deal - get a little piece of hatred and intolerance, all for just $4.99! What's more, it's a great way to hold up your wobbly end table or use it as a dinner table hot pad for that scalding hot pot roast.

That's right - this multi-use, hard cover masterpiece of shit can be all yours for the cost of a McDonald's value meal.

Got a person on your holiday list you want to give the metaphorical middle finger to? Ann's here to help. After all, this equal-opportunity offender takes on all comers with her courageous stands against 9-11 widows, any Democrat who dares question the legitimacy of our elections or the War in Iraq, or anyone who practices a religion other than Christianity.

Hurry and order yours today - after all, it's not like the price has been slashed 80% because it's a slow seller.