Announcing my first ever "Rear of the Year"

After much deliberation and thought, and a totally scientific poll involving my wife and father in law, I'm pleased and proud to announce my first annual Rear of the Year: Ann Coulter.

First, who else could it be? Who even comes close?

I came up with one, and it will come as no surprise to you...

Bill O'Lielly. Bill's just not deserving of the award. Why? Because he's always been this annoying.
But, he's taken it up a notch this year, getting caught in lies to numerous to mention.

Most notable from Bill's '06 résumé is his annual War on Christmas blarney, and also his Malmedy Massacre inaccuracy. Even when his blatant Malmady inaccuracy was pointed out, of course he didn't correct it.

I also love his phony boycotts, too, which don't accomplish anything, but of course, if you listen to him, they make all the difference in the world. Yiiiiiiite, Culture Warrior.

Anyway, on to Ann. I could go on and on about the moronic and idiotic remarks that she's made this year, but it really only comes down to one Coulterism - saying the 9-11 widows are "enjoying their husbands' deaths" and also blabbering on and on about how they have become millionaires.

She hypocritically pointed out that Democrats always trot out people who can't be criticized (such as Christopher Reeve and the 9-11 widows). I'm not going to waste a whole lot of time shooting holes in that, but evidently Coulter was particularly outraged that 9-11 widows made campaign phone calls for John Kerry during the 2004 presidential election.

As Matt Lauer so correctly chided Coulter on the Today Show, 9-11 widows don't lose their ability or right to have a political opinion because their husbands died. A few other points about that, too: 1. Had those 9-11 widows made campaign calls, I can guarantee Coulter wouldn't have had problem with it, and 2. Coulter is a bit more clever than I give her credit for. In all honesty, I don't believe anyone could be so soulless, including Coulter, to believe most of the sewage that comes out of her mouth. I believe she says these things to: get publicity, stay in the news, and ultimately, sell books.

Speaking of her books, Coulter also managed to distinguish herself in 2006 by putting out a book, Godless: The Church of Liberalism, that is rife with numerous and documented cases of plagiarism.

Bravo, Ann. Keep up the bad work. I don't think I've ever enjoyed disliking someone this much. Wait, I could probably make a pretty long list of people who would make that list, most of them Republicans.