I'm voting Republican because...

No, no, not ME (!) - watch the clip above.

I'm a little late to catch onto this one, but it's funny. No, check that, it's an instant classic so far in this young presidential campaign.

Tragically, this film says a great deal about the state of the Republican Party these days. The GOP led by Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower is long dead.

My favorite line:

I think the government should be run by one big corporation - it would be so much cozier!