Fighting the War on Error

"You measure a democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists."
- Political & Social Activist Abbie Hoffman (1936-1989)

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Takin' a Road Trip for a laugh break


I need a laugh break before getting back to the dozens of topics in the political world I want to write about tonight.

Before 40-Year Old Virgin, Road Trip was my favorite comedy. This is one of my favorite scenes from the movie - when Tom Green is trying to feed Mitch, his friend's python. This reminds me of college, when I always wanted to feed my friend Tim's python. I was always obsessed with seeing it happen, but I never put a mouse in my mouth.

If you haven't seen Road Trip, it's tough to appreciate this clip. If you haven't seen it, and you like the Will Ferrell-caliber movies, run to the video store and rent the movie - it's hilarious.

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Two funny animal stories

It's no wonder I'm petrified of snakes. Okay, I realize that no pythons are slithering along the streets of Philadelphia, but this is still pretty creepy.

Villagers in Malaysia discovered this 23-foot python in a village near Kalua Lampur after 11 guard dogs who were guarding a fruit orchard were missing. Soon, this mammoth snake was found, Reuters reported last Friday.

The snake was not harmed - it was turned over to wildlife officials.

I wonder what the late Steve Irwin would have done with a snake like this? Something tells me he wouldn't have been crawling around in the mud with it.

This next story had me laughing this morning, because it had me thinking about our temperamental, funny man - our cat, Jaws.

A depressed cat in England was recently perked up with the help of Prozac. Twiglet (right), a 15-pound, 12-year old tabby, developed strong anxiety after being attacked by another cat in the neighborhood. After coming home with a broken tail and clumps of missing fur, her owner took her to the vet and treatment, and the vet prescribed a Prozac-like medicine, amitriptyline, along with a strict diet.

The cat shed seven pounds, was administered one pill a day, and cheered up even more when the bully tabby moved away.

Can the "ask your vet about Prozac" commercials be far behind?

And, our Jaws weighs nearly 20 pounds. Is he obese? I'm always reading about how 15-pound cats are considered too fat. So, what's 20?

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