Two twisted Onion stories
I needed a laugh this morning after my first class, and I got one when I went to the Onion's Website. Here are two "stories" I read there this morning that are so stupid, they're funny. Take a read...
NEW YORK— As evidenced by the hundreds of newspaper clippings of various presidential candidates glued to his bedroom walls and ceiling, Vietnam veteran Dale Patrick Seaver, 52, is clearly an informed voter. But after watching over 50 debates, countless speeches, and nonstop campaign coverage at "all hours of the night," this presidential assassin has not yet decided who his choice will be in November. MORE
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This next story is one that only a writer can truly appreciate...
Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies
WASHINGTON—A crippling idiom shortage that has left millions of Americans struggling to express themselves spread like tugboat hens throughout the U.S. mainland Tuesday in an unparalleled lingual crisis that now has the entire country six winks short of an icicle. MORE
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Quality humor on a Monday morning! I will be posting a direct link on the left side of the blog to the Onion's presidential race, ahem, coverage. Amidst all of the fluff and ridiculousness of a presidential campaign, it's a dose of well needed humor.
NEW YORK— As evidenced by the hundreds of newspaper clippings of various presidential candidates glued to his bedroom walls and ceiling, Vietnam veteran Dale Patrick Seaver, 52, is clearly an informed voter. But after watching over 50 debates, countless speeches, and nonstop campaign coverage at "all hours of the night," this presidential assassin has not yet decided who his choice will be in November. MORE
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This next story is one that only a writer can truly appreciate...
Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies
WASHINGTON—A crippling idiom shortage that has left millions of Americans struggling to express themselves spread like tugboat hens throughout the U.S. mainland Tuesday in an unparalleled lingual crisis that now has the entire country six winks short of an icicle. MORE
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Quality humor on a Monday morning! I will be posting a direct link on the left side of the blog to the Onion's presidential race, ahem, coverage. Amidst all of the fluff and ridiculousness of a presidential campaign, it's a dose of well needed humor.
Labels: 2008 Presidential Race, The Onion
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