Skank in, skank out

Phew! We can all rest easy now - Lindsay Lohan (above) is out of rehab. Thank GOD that issue has been resolved.

However, it seems like the Bush Administration continues to do a poor job of policing our skank divas - Lohan no sooner reenters society to satiate the sleaze hungry paparazzi, then we lose another skank to rehab...

It seems that Britney Spears has shaved her head and added some ink. Suweet! I know it seems petty, mean-spirited and childish, but I've been rooting for one of the three of Paris Hilton, Britney and Lohan to fall flat on her face. Well, two out of three ain't bad. And we all know that Hilton will hang herself sooner or later (not literally, but stranger things have happened).

Anyway, I'm constantly decrying the coverage these three tools get, and I'm wasting my time talking about them. The Britney pic is priceless though.